The Great Kabab Conspiracy

Why do i crave kebabs when drunk but never sober!!

Why do they taunt me........i do my best, but its just futile to resist their dirty calorie ridden bread bag of evil!!!

it's all part of the great Kabab conspiracy

the fast food industry have an agreement with the brewers.
they put a chemical in the alocohol, that makes you crave ciggerete.

the chemical in the ciggerete, makes you crave kababks
then there's the chemical in the kababs that makes to crave a taxi home which turn, is usally such an ordeal, the first thing you do when you get home?

have another drink to settle yourself down with

then do the same thing all over again