The Rich & Famous Always Ask The Poor To Donate

Why do the rich & famous alway's ask the poor to donate when they themselves are worth millions?

oh ive got 30 million and donated 100 grand

look im all for giving money to charity but, it's a joke!

some loaded celeb asking the poor raise millions.

some folk who have very little give a lot and go without themselves while they live their lives of luxury, it's not as if they go without food, heating, etc, for the cause!

 

im all for the the publicity part, it's when they tell you they only need, to put your hand in our pocket and give and i bet it's probably more the elderly folk who have worked all their lives for fuck all that give most!

don't get me wrong theres a lot of celebs that do give millions, but they dont go public about it much if at all very little

take live aid for example Bob Geldof  30 odd years ago and the children of africa are still starving to death in squailar poverty

"Instead of asking people to give to charity, they should be informing their fans about the reasons charities need to exist in the first place "A Amazon"

i don't know how people can disscuss this kind of stuff year after year without being emotionally charged up and expressing their anger & frustration!

people should all be getting pissed off n angry at them not each other the establishment and all its extenstions! and bollocks manipulation!

If i was sat swearing, would they let me in the house of commons? no!

they can murder, start war's, etc, but i can't sit and fucken swear in parlement.

 

 

The Great Kabab Conspiracy

Why do i crave kebabs when drunk but never sober!!

Why do they taunt me........i do my best, but its just futile to resist their dirty calorie ridden bread bag of evil!!!

it's all part of the great Kabab conspiracy

the fast food industry have an agreement with the brewers.
they put a chemical in the alocohol, that makes you crave ciggerete.

the chemical in the ciggerete, makes you crave kababks
then there's the chemical in the kababs that makes to crave a taxi home which turn, is usally such an ordeal, the first thing you do when you get home?

have another drink to settle yourself down with

then do the same thing all over again

Scotlands Hurricane Baw-Bag!

I wis, right in the middle ae it, was pure crazy out there!

i wis staunding in a phone box wae the girlfriend, some poor guy came running tryed tae get in, i was like no chance pal, coud see the fear in his face was sheer terror!

someone dropped a bank or credit card, & there wis about 4 people belting it doon the road after the thing, shouting at people jumping in front of cars, n that, i had help a wee woman up aff the ground, she got blown over, had tae help her, in tae a bus shelter outta it.

i seen a cat getting blown along the street in front of cars n everyhin!

at first i though it was hedgehog, then it just clamped it's sel on tae the side of a bin like a face hugger outta the sigorney weaver alien films.

earlyer some guy cam swaggering out dominoes pizza, all i heard wis ahhh it's only a bit of..... whoooooooosh right outta his hand.

he dinay even get a wiff ae it! wis ofsky, hurricane bawbag! brilliant, best thing ive seen in ages, to hear that guy shouting & swearing at the wind, priceless!

i went intae poundstretcher tae get oot it for a few mins there was about forty people all walking about the shop, it was obvious we were all there pretending they were buying stuff, tae get outta the wind.

this couple were like that: just get the cheapest thing they've got.

the guy say's, like what? she said i don't know? anything!

i though ya beauty a domestic in poundy's

some woman was like that: ive never been in rain like that before, am soakin

what kind ae rain's she been in?

you could hear folk in the que: oh nooo we've got tae go oot in that again, some lassie said to partner wait a min i forgot tae get bog roll, we better go get cat food tae, he's like we dinay have cat! she's like com'oan!
soon as someone got served we just stood lookin n thought poor guy, the look on his face wis like awww noooo!

i lost a tenner at the cash machine n walked in tae a lamp post, while laughing at everyone else

i didnay go doon though, some joker shouted: here pal! knock yirsel oot hahahaha!
just as one ae they big bin lids flew up it just aboot took the head off him!

went to a cash machine, went tae put ma card in ma pocket, as ma tenner came oot, an woooooosh!
it was gone! it wis half a mile doon the road fore i could even say bastard!

tae make things worse, someone get's off a bus wae a keyboard cat toy!

i coudnay believe it, the bold keyboard cat! ive seen them on the internet & there he is! in the middle ae hurricane bawbag, under someones arm, no geeing two fuck's

i was in tears wae laughter!

a wis like: hey! keyboard cat! play em aff!

there it's there, it was the spitting image ae the wan below!





It was crazy out there that day, but  it was well worth it though.