i wis staunding in a phone box wae the girlfriend, some poor guy came running tryed tae get in, i was like no chance pal, coud see the fear in his face was sheer terror!
someone dropped a bank or credit card, & there wis about 4 people belting it doon the road after the thing, shouting at people jumping in front of cars, n that, i had help a wee woman up aff the ground, she got blown over, had tae help her, in tae a bus shelter outta it.
i seen a cat getting blown along the street in front of cars n everyhin!
at first i though it was hedgehog, then it just clamped it's sel on tae the side of a bin like a face hugger outta the sigorney weaver alien films.
earlyer some guy cam swaggering out dominoes pizza, all i heard wis ahhh it's only a bit of..... whoooooooosh right outta his hand.
he dinay even get a wiff ae it! wis ofsky, hurricane bawbag! brilliant, best thing ive seen in ages, to hear that guy shouting & swearing at the wind, priceless!
i went intae poundstretcher tae get oot it for a few mins there was about forty people all walking about the shop, it was obvious we were all there pretending they were buying stuff, tae get outta the wind.
this couple were like that: just get the cheapest thing they've got.
the guy say's, like what? she said i don't know? anything!
i though ya beauty a domestic in poundy's
some woman was like that: ive never been in rain like that before, am soakin
what kind ae rain's she been in?
you could hear folk in the que: oh nooo we've got tae go oot in that again, some lassie said to partner wait a min i forgot tae get bog roll, we better go get cat food tae, he's like we dinay have cat! she's like com'oan!
soon as someone got served we just stood lookin n thought poor guy, the look on his face wis like awww noooo!
i lost a tenner at the cash machine n walked in tae a lamp post, while laughing at everyone else
i didnay go doon though, some joker shouted: here pal! knock yirsel oot hahahaha!
just as one ae they big bin lids flew up it just aboot took the head off him!
went to a cash machine, went tae put ma card in ma pocket, as ma tenner came oot, an woooooosh!
it was gone! it wis half a mile doon the road fore i could even say bastard!
tae make things worse, someone get's off a bus wae a keyboard cat toy!
i coudnay believe it, the bold keyboard cat! ive seen them on the internet & there he is! in the middle ae hurricane bawbag, under someones arm, no geeing two fuck's
i was in tears wae laughter!
a wis like: hey! keyboard cat! play em aff!
there it's there, it was the spitting image ae the wan below!
It was crazy out there that day, but it was well worth it though.
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